A motor officer stopped an elderly lady for speeding. After verifying her license, registration, and insurance he asked; "Any weapons in the vehicle ma'am?" The lady replied; "Yep. Got a .38 snub nose in my purse, a 9mm semi-auto in the console, and a .40 cal in the glove box." Now on full alert, the officer asked; "Ma'am, what is it you're so afraid of?" to which she responded "Not a thing, son. . . . Not a thing"
Told ya... I got nothin'.